Thanks for your time. I have been asked, on behalf of the NBA fans, to deliver a message, so if you could all please close out the donut line and take a seat, we can all get out of here a little earlier.

Everyone OK? Got coffee? Great. Let's begin.














Please stop with the trades. Just calm down a little. Stop freaking out. You're going to end up wasting tons of money.

Seriously. Quit acting like a spaz and just objectively assess what you've got.














All right, that's it. Thanks. There's pie and orange pop in the back.