Varajeo makes me want to fucking projectile vomit every time I have to see his clownish mop of hair sway when he flops.

That's not even the worst of it either. His constant hacking and pestering he does on D is so goddamn annoying to watch. He pulls jerseys, pushes, elbows, and all around tosses himself into people. No wonder Sheed gets so fired up when we play these bums. Now if only Chauncey could do the same...