Quote Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
McClain:
I agree with you. If you look at Nichol's left hand, you see purple splotches all over it. I think Nichol may be suffering from some sort of "purple hand syndrome", and that affliction is fatal 80% of the time.
I sure hope Keith Nichol has his affairs in order, because I'm also noticing that his nipples stcik out quite a bit, which would indicate gynocemastia, a side effect of taking steroids.
Many, MANY people in the state of Michigan were suspicious that Nichol was on the "juice". He is losing his hair, he has "bitch tits", and he signed with Oklahoma. I mean, all the signs are there. I hope this doesn't hurt Nichol too much, because it is also widely known that he is an alcoholic. I have a buddy who has no idea who Nichol is, and has never been to Michigan, but thinks he saw Nichol in a bar in Green River, Wyoming last week doing body shots with a midget comedian.
Now just a minute. I've been all the way to Green River, Wyoming. Oh and "Fuck Keith Nichol."