Things that suck...

[Tahoe]

Still hearing the jackhammers that you heard most of the day.

[WTFchris]

I hate being on a boat all day and feeling the waves when you go to bed.

[DrRay11]

I am practically a walking vagina.

[Fool]

Still hearing the jackhammers that you heard most of the day.

Not getting paid because the gringo knows you can't go to the cops.

[Glenn]

See, that's good.^

[UxKa]

Sooo... been waiting on a shipment of records to get here. I was much more excited about these than usual. Generally I'm not like a kid waiting for xmas and when they get here, they get here. This order had some badass shit though, and I've been texting the female every day from work asking if they had come yet. Today, they arrived. I raced home, only stopping to get beer. I grab the package, and the first thing I see is this USPS sticker that says "RECEIVED IN DAMAGED CONDITION". Then I realize that it had been opened already. I look inside, and only 1 out of 8 records is in there.

The store is in England, so I'm not sure how this gets resolved and they are gone for the night. I've ordered a ton from them, everything has always been fine and they have really good customer service so I'm assuming they won't try to fuck me over.

If there's any silver lining, it's that the 1 record I did get is the 1 I really wanted, and it's in good condition.

[Uncle Mxy]

I stumbled onto this infomerical on POS-T-VAC penis pumps (a.k.a. "vacuum therapy"). There is suckage here on so many levels:

1) my inability to sleep which led me down the dark path of watching TV
2) the sucking the product does
3) the total suckage of the infomercial itself
4) the suck of money being leeched out of some dumb shit's dick -- oh wait, it's covered by Medicare now, so our tax dollars get to pay for this!
5) the suck face by some crackwhorish looking woman on the tube whose mouth looks like it gives 5000 blowjobs before breakfast, and not in a good way

[Timone]

bleeding again

[MoTown]

I hate to barge into your life, LDB, but I'm thinking you should go see a doctor if you're constantly bleeding out your ass.

Just some friendly advice...

[Timone]

Yeah, I'm visiting the doc today.

IN THE SHADOWS