Poker Thread

[Unibomber]

It's a requirement. But anyway...

How's this for a gay beatdown?

I have A-6 (suit has no bearing).
Flop comes J-J-6.
I'm the short stack, so I push all in.
Guy calls me with an 8-7.
Turn is a 4.
River is a 5.

Fucking gay.

[Moodini31]

Poker sucks and I freaking wish it would go away. Sports channels are wasting a lot of airtime with that crap. :x

And Philip, I have no clue what any of that means.

[JickBoy34]

I feel it, and am good at it.

[Unibomber]

Poker sucks and I freaking wish it would go away. Sports channels are wasting a lot of airtime with that crap. :x

And Philip, I have no clue what any of that means.

Exposure on TV is excessive (see Fox Sports Net). But beyond that, poker's still a fun card game to play.

[DennyMcLain]

It's a requirement. But anyway...

How's this for a gay beatdown?

I have A-6 (suit has no bearing).
Flop comes J-J-6.
I'm the short stack, so I push all in.
Guy calls me with an 8-7.
Turn is a 4.
River is a 5.

Fucking gay.

I think PNF downed another quarter shot of vodka.

[Vinny]

I play poker way too much.

Alot of my friends take alot of illicit substances that inhibit their games. Life is good.

[WTFchris]

Poker rocks. They should just make a channel for it like the golf channel. Fox Sports does a bad job with it, I agree.

[Fool]

The only thing I don't like about Poker is when the cry-baby premadonnas (Fucking poker premadonnas? Give me a break.) get all made when they suffer a "bad beat".

You play the shit for a living! You'd think you'd understand that that kind of shit happens more then a few times. You play the odds to a certain degree, and the rest is up to chance. You don't like it? Play something that involves more skill.

[ojay]

I won a tourney today in hold 'em. Not bad at all for sitting on my ass for a long time and eating a shitload of pretzels. I did miss the Pistons game but my DVR picked up slack =P

[WTFchris]

The only thing I don't like about Poker is when the cry-baby premadonnas (Fucking poker premadonnas? Give me a break.) get all made when they suffer a "bad beat".

You play the shit for a living! You'd think you'd understand that that kind of shit happens more then a few times. You play the odds to a certain degree, and the rest is up to chance. You don't like it? Play something that involves more skill.

Like Mike Madisow. I can't stand that whiney bitch. All he does is complain about losing. I could care less if he uses his talking to his advantage, but stop complaining about being out drawn. That is part of the game.

I like guys with antics that don't complain (Unibomber, Scotty Nyuen, etc), or the guys who just shut up and outplay you (Brunson, Juanda, Hansen, Ivey).