I know it's preseason but

[Timone]

The Penguins are in town today and I want the Wings to beat the shit out of them. I still can't stop thinking about Crosby's bitch ass skating around the Joe with the cup over his head.

[MoTown]

I still have a hard time believing those pussies beat the Wings. I can't claim conspiracy theory, because the Wings played very poorly all Cup Finals, but the Pens victory still doesn't make sense. I guess all the injuries were impossible to overcome.

[Tahoe]

I don't EVEN know what y'all are talking about.

[Timone]

FUCK I'M SO PISSED

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CHAMPION

[Glenn]

Rake it.

[Timone]

You really piss me off sometimes, you know that?

[Glenn]

I'm sorry, that was way out of line.

[DE]

I still have a hard time believing those pussies beat the Wings. I can't claim conspiracy theory, because the Wings played very poorly all Cup Finals, but the Pens victory still doesn't make sense. I guess all the injuries were impossible to overcome.

Just one. The Wings may not have deserved to win it (they didn't) but I'll always feel that with Datsyuk healthy for all 7 games we'd have seen a different series all together.

Unfortunately too that the Pens D didn't play like all the other pussies on that team.