Attn: Zekyl

[Glenn]

I like what you are giving us today, Zekyl.

Would you like to form an alliance?

[Zekyl]

I would, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be on this afternoon. I'm making the girlfriend make me breakfast right now. Then I'm going to watch her clean.

[Glenn]

It wouldn't be a one day alliance, silly.

You'd have to answer a few simple questions, of course.

First one:

Do you accept Flip Murray as your savior?

[Glenn]

More:

Can I have your 500 alpacas?

Will you wash my feet?

More later.

Also, you'll need to buy me a George Blaha FatHead, posthaste.

[Zekyl]

Suddenly I don't see how this would work out in my favor? I have to do all of this for a guy that's only got 672 posts?

[Glenn]

I would provide some message boarding services via the admin panel.

3 wishes/requests granted per day, subject to my approval.

For example, maybe we can do something about that "Cleveland Rocks!" title?

[Zekyl]

Alliance accepted!

[Zekyl]

[Glenn]

I'm going to move this thread to our new top secret hidden forum later today, okay Zek?

Also, have your girlfriend bring what was supposed to be your lunch over here to me now.

[MoTown]

Glenn removes Zekyl's title?

I'm gathering forces to arrange a coup d’état. This is the kind of thing that I just can't stand for.