The World's Strongest Post

[DennyMcLain]

Not this:



Not this:

Fuck you

Something like this:

(As an aside, I've always been amazed at the willingness of the state of Utah to embrace Republicans even when most of them are far more anti-Mormon than the Democrats would be. It's like seeing religious, socially conservative blacks vote for Klansmen.)

Or this:

sounds like it is for you. Its ok to be a fucktard because you're emotionally scarred by obnoxious UM fans. Just not ok when i politely request you to keep it somewhere else for one thread. I may need to inquire with your UM buddies on here as to what crawled up your tight ass over the past few months to make you such a brand new prick. And honestly save the "this is america" speech for someone whose interested in partaking into your derail attempt any further.

I dunno. I'm bored on a Monday night. Thought it might be a nice thread to post strong shit from other forums and topics. Maybe at the end of the year, Glenn can handjob a prize for the best post of the year.

[MoTown]

Actually I like this idea. Here's my nominee:

Don't you dare attack my sweet, sweet TK. I'll fuck you up.

Seriously.

[Uncle Mxy]

Denny, your Brown Paint posts smell stronger than anything I've posted!

[Zip Goshboots]

Here's how you post someone up

[Glenn]

Here's my candidate:

Denny,

Check your PMs.

You're on thin ice, pal.

[Fool]

Isn't it strange how little thin ice there's been around here? Considering its winter and all.

[Glenn]

It's been cold, ice has been thick.

No more.

[DennyMcLain]

PM threats! The Syndicate is back.

[DennyMcLain]

Fron "Illegal Immigration"

They DO learn English goddammit!
What the fuck are they supposed to do, learn it in two weeks? Learn it and THEn come here? Who the fuck is gonna teach it to them?
The fucking Germans didn't know English when they came here!
The fucking Italians didn't know English when they came here!
Their kids learned it and spoke two languages, native at home and English during the rest of the time. Why is that so fucking hard to understand?
How about the Irish? They didn't speak English, they spoke Irish! They're all running around, sounding like little leprechaun faggots, wearing gay ass green outfits, and chasing after their lucky charms, and then they start going around starting riots, killing people, and they take over a whole city (Boston) and turn it into a shit hole loaded with rats!
And then they turn into the most self absorbed, sappy baseball fans the world has ever seen. Fucking Irish. Now everyone in the country has to "celebrate" some guy who allegedly played a fukcing flute and led the snakes out of Ireland. Who the fuck belives that?