"Hot golf chick that Mo Town likes" just doesn't cut itOriginally Posted by MoTown
"Hot golf chick that Mo Town likes" just doesn't cut itOriginally Posted by MoTown
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Did you try typing it in? Because I'm a kinda a big deal...
Originally Posted by WTFchris
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Find a new slant.
Couldn't she at least wait until she's 18, pose nude for "archiving purposes", and then get the reduction?
That video was fantastic, btw.
Originally Posted by WTFchris
I'm probably in the minority, but I'm not a fan of D's anyway. A good solid C is better than a D or DD.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
DDs are fun to play with, but you don't marry them. They will be god-awful in 15-20 years. B's and C's are perfect to settle down with.
Originally Posted by WTFchris
By the way, Venus was just playing, and I got extremely angry just watching the match. She might be the ugliest tennis player in history, and the way she screams is so obnoxious that I want to hit her. Put on a fucking bra!
Originally Posted by WTFchris
She needs to sign an endorsement contract with a bra make that makes a specially designed bra that keeps her more secure. Turn the negative into a positive.
STEW BEEF!
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