Today's badmitton news

[TK]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/4/...ectid=10440144

New Zealand No 1 John Moody put on a brave effort but succumbed 21-13, 21-13 to former World No 1 and 2003 World Championship finalist Choong Hann Wong of Malaysia during the second day of the US$50,000 New Zealand Open yesterday.

Fuckin Wong. Why's he gotta be such a bitch?

[TK]

bump

[Glenn]

Is there such a thing as a badminton swat?

[Fool]

bump

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Welcome back TK, though I hope you're not back because you lost your job.

[Glenn]

He probably doesn't have any idea who you are.

Maybe you should change your name back?

[TK]

Welcome back TK, though I hope you're not back because you lost your job.

Nope, got a new one. This one is better. I only have to mop out the peep show booths every other day, and I can keep all the dildoes they throw out, which is pretty sweet.

[Fool]

LOL, nice Glenn.

[TK]

DRAMA!!!

CHINA dropped Chen Hong from their World Championships team in favour of Chen Yu but the bigger shock was in the women’s doubles when they dropped the World No 3 pair of Yang Wei-Zhang Jiewen for Du Jing-Yu Yang, ranked seventh in the world.

This will have MAJOR implications in the BWF. My fantasy team is now COMPLETELY fucked!!!

[Zip Goshboots]

I just checked the fantasy boards, and the team of Yu-Yang and Zhang Jiewen are, oddly enough, still available via trade.
I'm considering parting with the golden tandem of Dong Lik and Wong Wei, because there are rumors floating around the internet that they have been feuding over which raquet company to accept an endorsement deal from.

[Glenn]

shuttlecock

^just wanted to type that^