Spurrier takes a piss on Augusta

[Tahoe]

Next time just actually go in the woods, don't shoot for the woods from the edge of the rough.

Yup, or walk around to the back side of the tree.

[Glenn]

I always do the old "I think I lost my contact lens over here" thing.

[Jethro34]

That's fine at a public course. At a private course, it's taboo, and at Augusta it's like you took a leak on the feet of deity.

[Zip Goshboots]

I'm as much a fan of golf as anyone, especially the Majors.
But really, "deity", "sacred ground"? It's fucking trees and water, and geese and ducks shit all over it.
It's a piece of Americana known for bigotry and racism.
But above all, it is a friggin' golf course, the source of so much angst and frustration over a little white ball that it deserves an occassional "piss on you".
A few years from now (fifty, a hundred, whatever), it will be a wasteland, and the only beings alive won't give a shit that Jack Nicklaus won six "Green Jackets" there.

[Tahoe]

I'm as much a fan of golf as anyone,

LOL Obviously not.

[Zip Goshboots]

LOL Obviously not.

LOL back at ya just because I don't want to bow down and pray at an exclusive country club that 99.999999% of us will never even get to walk out onto.
And by the way, WHO has a PGA thread?

[Glenn]

http://kegsneggsblog.com/2013/07/18/...it-right-back/