Yup, or walk around to the back side of the tree.Originally Posted by Fingerbang
Yup, or walk around to the back side of the tree.Originally Posted by Fingerbang
I always do the old "I think I lost my contact lens over here" thing.
Find a new slant.
That's fine at a public course. At a private course, it's taboo, and at Augusta it's like you took a leak on the feet of deity.
We had subs. It was crazy.
I'm as much a fan of golf as anyone, especially the Majors.
But really, "deity", "sacred ground"? It's fucking trees and water, and geese and ducks shit all over it.
It's a piece of Americana known for bigotry and racism.
But above all, it is a friggin' golf course, the source of so much angst and frustration over a little white ball that it deserves an occassional "piss on you".
A few years from now (fifty, a hundred, whatever), it will be a wasteland, and the only beings alive won't give a shit that Jack Nicklaus won six "Green Jackets" there.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
LOL Obviously not.
LOL back at ya just because I don't want to bow down and pray at an exclusive country club that 99.999999% of us will never even get to walk out onto.Originally Posted by Tahoe
And by the way, WHO has a PGA thread?
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
Find a new slant.
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