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    Why did the cheerleader go to church?

    (With arms held out in crucifixtion position) Because she heard that they had a guy hung like this there.
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    On a typical Sunday morning, the pastor tells his
    congregation, "It doesn't matter what kind of problem you have - big,
    small, old, or new - it's in the Bible. The Bible has all the
    answers."

    After the sermon a middle-aged female parishioner asked the
    pastor, "With all due repect, father, but I don't think the Bible
    talks about PMS."

    The pastor had never thought about that, so he tells the
    woman he'd give it some thought.

    The next week he points the parishioner to a passage in
    the Bible that says, "On the way to Bethlehem, Mary rode Joseph's ass."
    The bartender was washing his glasses, and an elderly Irishman came in and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

    The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded and the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey also.

    The next patron was an ailing Italian with a hunched back and slowness of movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting down there. The bartender nodded and the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, also.

    The third patron, a redneck, swaggered in dragging his knuckles on the floor and hollered. "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one too.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the door.

    Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten and he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.

    Jesus walked toward the redneck, and the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me, I'm drawin' disability!"
    Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

    10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
    9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
    8. Beer has never caused a major war.
    7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
    6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
    5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
    4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
    3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
    2. You can prove you have a Beer.
    1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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