Need Advice: Job or Wedding?

[Zip Goshboots]

C'mon Moxie!
The guy will break down, start crying, and say shit like "but gusman, you're the ONLY guy I really want to come to the wedding! If you don't make it, I'll kill myself"
And gusman will be in a quandary then, my friend!
No man who is going to get married is capable of making a reasonable judgement, like saying "OK gusman, you go get that job, and be the best god dam XXXXXXXXXX in the whole wide world! I understand, I'm a dork who hasn't talked to you since 3rd grade, and I approved this message"
I say gusman just tells the guy he'll be there, then goes on the job interview, and if the guy calls, then you think of some lame excuse, like you went to the guy's fiance's bachlerette party and boffed her.

[gusman]

lol

[gusman]

i keep putting off calling him, no balls on my part, but he has 2 brothers who are not standing up so he can ask them

[UxKa]

job