WTF's Morning Constitutional with Zip Goshboots

[The Syndicate]

WTFDetroit’s Morning Constitutional
With Zip Goshboots

May 16, 2007

The day after another Republican debate and the passing of Jerry Falwell, I thought I’d take a look at both the Republican party (and its growing religious faction) and share some thoughts about it with the great WTFDetroit posters.

Read the complete May 16, 2007 "Constitutional"

[The Syndicate]

Zip's alter ego, Larry King, is back.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/index.php?page=morning51707

[The Syndicate]

WTFDetroit’s Morning Constitutional
With Zip Goshboots

May 18, 2007

I’m considering calling WTF’s own Denny McLain and buying a Vespa.

For crying out loud, even for those of us who buy cheap clunkers because we don’t want car payments, and make sure they’re small cars that get good gas mileage, owning a car has become downright unaffordable. The problem is, there isn’t much you can do about it.

Read the complete May 18, 2007 "Constitutional"

[The Syndicate]

Special afternoon edition!!

(okay, it's just late)

WTFDetroit’s Morning Constitutional
With Zip Goshboots

May 21, 2007

Checking In With The King

I’m gonna quit smoking as soon as someone invents a breakfast that’s better than two cups of coffee and three Camels…I’m not a basketball purist, and I’m not a basketball junkie, but I do like the game. I’d like it even more if Manu Ginobili ran into a Karl Malone elbow and ended up never being able to play again…

Read the complete May 21, 2007 "Constitutional"

[The Syndicate]

WTFDetroit’s Morning Constitutional
With Zip Goshboots

May 25, 2007

Memorial Day

Well boys, it’s finally here! The unofficial kick off of summer is finally upon us. For most of us, it comes after a long, cold winter with a lot of snow shoveling and ice scraping. But it is always worth it when the leaves finally sprout, everything turns green, and the hum of lawnmowers resonates through the neighborhood.

Read the complete May 25, 2007 "Constitutional"

[Fielding Yost]

Uh, Zip.... What the hell are you talking about?

[Big Swami]

Zip, do you happen to live in a van down by the river?

[Zip Goshboots]

Zip, do you happen to live in a van down by the river?

Actually, a van down by the river would be considered an upgrade.

[The Syndicate]

WTFDetroit’s Morning Constitutional
With Zip Goshboots

May 29, 2007

I’ve always wanted to be King for a day.

I have finally figured out what makes me really hate women’s softball: most of the players don’t wear hats. A ballplayer should wear a hat, even if the ballplayer is a girl…Look at the NFL. Football is king, and the players wear hats…What’s up with Girls softball and the pitching mound being only twelve feet from home plate?…And it wouldn’t hurt the sport if some of those heffers lost a little weight…I can no longer watch sports with my wife. They yack and yack and yack. I had forgotten the joy of watching a game and hearing someone say, “Oh look, that player has the same name as you!” or “Look, he’s wearing number 24. Wow, you were twenty-four twenty years ago. Does that make him your favorite player?” Oh Jesus H. Christ, put a bullet in my head, and it’s not even halftime!...

Read the complete May 29, 2007 "Constitutional"

[Big Swami]

Oh man, Larry King is certifiably insane with his utterly random observations. "...call me crazy, but I think some ketchups are just better than others..."

It's as if he wanders his house with a voice recorder, thinking that people really want to hear all the bizarre shit that pops into his head.

Good impression Zip.