WTF's Morning Constitutional with Zip Goshboots

[Glenn]

It's Monday, which means the spirit of Larry King has possessed Zip yet again.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/index.php?page=morning5707

[The Syndicate]

Because it's still morning (somewhere).

Zip on tattoos: http://www.wtfdetroit.com/index.php?page=morning5807

[The Syndicate]

Pure bitterness.

[darkobetterthanmelo]

haha, that line about the sailboat and grocery store cracked me up

[Zip Goshboots]

Man, darko, I took fourteen hours to wirte that and you only remember ONE line?
I hope I'm earing my annual salary of 33 Ginkaldi*.
Ginkaldi is a rare currency only used on the planet Zxrtqrf, a dilithium crystal mining outpost in the Orion galaxy, a mere 33.8 grillion light years from Earth. It's a "rare" currency because even there they now use the Euro.

[darkobetterthanmelo]

NASA should spend billions of dollars to go check that out.

[The Syndicate]

Today's MC features Zip's unique take on the Iraq War.

[The Syndicate]

Zip practices what he preaches.

[Glenn]

Congrats on the degree, Zip

[The Syndicate]

Btw, Zip took today off.

The combination of his graduation and his birthday over the weekend must have really taken their toll.