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    WTF's Morning Constitutional with Zip Goshboots

    WTFDetroit’s Morning Constitutional
    With Zip Goshboots


    From the twisted mind of Zip Goshboots comes "The Morning Constitutional".

    Zip will be sharing his innermost thoughts each weekday morning on the WTFDetroit.com home page.

    Being a sensitive man, Zip really needs constant approval from the WTFers, so once you read his new column, stop back here and leave your comments (and ridicule).

    http://WTFDetroit.com

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    Good stuff, Zip.

    I look forward to checking this out every morning.

    Just please refrain from including more shirtless pics of Jack Black.
    Find a new slant.

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    Well, I can't make any promises about Jack Black, but what I'm really worried about is this "every morning" stuff. It's a *gulp* committment, and that really scares me.
    Is it too early to have a file of "The Best of Zip Goshboots Morning Constitutional" in case I wake up tomorrow with an incredible hangover in a dumpster in Spokane?
    Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.

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    i have long searched for quality reading while i am taking my morning dump. thank you, Zip. your writing is poop-worthy.


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    Dayum!
    Find a new slant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
    what I'm really worried about is this "every morning" stuff. It's a *gulp* committment, and that really scares me.
    I would have thought that "staying regular" was right up your alley.
    Find a new slant.

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    I am here for all who spend countless hours on the shitter wondering "Is this ALL there is? Can't there be something more meaningful while I'm waiting for my legs to go to sleep?"
    Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.

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    I don't know how regualr I am, becaue everyone is always telling me I'm full of shit, no matter HOW much time I spend on the Throne.
    Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.

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    ok, if this is a daily feature, we need to pace ourselves with the shitty puns.....

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    You could build up to shitty puns with fart jokes...
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