Zip Goshboots Daily Elvis Presley Pic (Also all Elvis Costello Discussion goes here)

[Zip Goshboots]

Elvis has a laugh before deciding which Commie Pinko country to go out and beat the hell out of.

[b-diddy]

Make sure you toast the bread.

I used to eat them once in a while as a kid.

said rule also aplies to peanut butter and pickle sandy's.

ps: the elvis presley of the mind once penned this jingle about his encounter with the king. not sure what % of this thread is tongue in cheek, but here it be:

Went to see the gypsy,
Stayin' in a big hotel.
He smiled when he saw me coming,
And he said, "Well, well, well."
His room was dark and crowded,
Lights were low and dim.
"How are you?" he said to me,
I said it back to him.

I went down to the lobby
To make a small call out.
A pretty dancing girl was there,
And she began to shout,
"Go on back to see the gypsy.
He can move you from the rear,
Drive you from your fear,
Bring you through the mirror.
He did it in Las Vegas,
And he can do it here."

Outside the lights were shining
On the river of tears,
I watched them from the distance
With music in my ears.

I went back to see the gypsy,
It was nearly early dawn.
The gypsy's door was open wide
But the gypsy was gone,
And that pretty dancing girl,
She could not be found.
So I watched that sun come rising
From that little Minnesota town.

[Zip Goshboots]

When you're Elvis, people drive YOU around town, and they love doing it.

[Zip Goshboots]

A picture of Elvis with his Momma. Even then you could see something special in The King.
Notice that the picture of him had to be taken from the waist up. Even as a bay, The King were to sexy for the stuffed shirts that ran things down south.

[Zip Goshboots]

You KNOW you're cool when the Brothers start imitating you

[Timone]

Just got done listenin' to Suspicious Minds.

[Zip Goshboots]

The King's head, as it is seen in it's current state, cryogennically frozen and hidden in the labratory of Dr Franzenklompf of Weisbaden.

[Big Swami]

That's some Andy Warhol shit right there.

[Zip Goshboots]

Elvis was so cool, he got a retroactive blow job from Pamela Anderson

[Uncle Mxy]

That's not Pamela... that's Priscilla at age 14.