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NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH
That's not Elvis... that's John Belushi.
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No Moxie. THIS is John Belushi
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WaHOO! The King showing us the hips that changed the world forever!
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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The King lets The Prez look at his solid gold cufflinks. Nixon asked The King for tips on how to run the country, and The King whispered something into his ear, and backed off, saying, "It's your duty. It's the right thing to do. I'll have a helicopter take you away when you're done"
Two weeks later, Tricky Dick resigned as President of the United States.
THAT'S the power of The King.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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Elvis puts the "moves" on.
I guess this confirms the rumor that Elvis did indeed invent the "French Kiss".
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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President Bush is on record as saying that if he "had a couple dozen Elvis Presleys alyin' around, this terrorrrorrrism thang would a been OVER by now!"
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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I was forced to watch American Idol with my wife last night, and one of the ungodly events that happened was that Celine Dion sang a gospel duet with a videotaped Elvis, and the two were digitally merged together onscreen while Celine Dion acted like she was flirting with Elvis. Elvis isn't necessarily my favorite entertainer, but he's still Elvis, and Celine Dion can go straight to hell for defiling his memory.
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I can't begin to tell you how lucky she is that I didn't see that.
I can only imagine The King pointing to Simon and saying to Celine: "Hey baby, Ah wouldn't fuck you with HIS dick"
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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The King shows off his new home:
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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I'm warning you: Don't get up in The King's grille, or he'll fuck you up.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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