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[Glenn]

I think this is exactly the feedback that e-ray was looking for.

[Zip Goshboots]

Don't go calling me a "sell out". I know my roots. I've been thinking about learning to play guitar for 36 years, young man. I KNOW good guitar playing. That Elton John is one heck of a guitar man.
I've got a mind like a steel trap.

[DennyMcLain]

Don't go calling me a "sell out". I know my roots. I've been thinking about learning to play guitar for 36 years, young man. I KNOW good guitar playing. That Elton John is one heck of a guitar man.
I've got a mind like a steel trap.

That's so gay. Real guitar players grab straight necks when they finger frets.

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Waitaminute... that didn't sound right...

[Zip Goshboots]

I can't believe it too you two whole days to think of that

[DennyMcLain]

I can't believe it too you two whole days to think of that

I was on 2 day tour with my band, Frozen Baby, hitting all of the Amish nightspots in L.A.

[Zip Goshboots]

You RAT! If you corner the Amish market, that leaves me the Mennonites, and those fuckers generally come to a concert stoned out of their minds, they tear the place up, and take all the chicks!
I'll get you for this, McClain.

[DennyMcLain]

You RAT! If you corner the Amish market, that leaves me the Mennonites, and those fuckers generally come to a concert stoned out of their minds, they tear the place up, and take all the chicks!
I'll get you for this, McClain.

You snooze you lose. I can sack all of the Amish bitches and bail in my VeeDub. By the time Gregory and his dour band of housebuilders hop into their horsedrawn buggies and yell giddyup, I'm over the state line.

[Zip Goshboots]

So is it trrue that under those big dresses that the Amish women wear no underwear, and that they shave?

[DennyMcLain]

So is it trrue that under those big dresses that the Amish women wear no underwear, and that they shave?

$200 will get you the truth. Just mail cash or money order to:

Frozen Baby: The Band
c/o ASS (Alliance for Stupendous Songwriters)
447 N. Canon Rd.
Beverly Hills, CA 91210

[Zip Goshboots]

Well, my first question would be: Can you loan me two hundred bucks?