You'll waste your time if you read this...(official celeb gossip thread)

[Fool]

She has no ass.

[MoTown]

...and she has one of the dumbest names I've ever heard. Just saying it feels like verbal vomit.

[Pharaoh]

She ain't that hot - a sex tape with her isn't required viewing IMO.

Unless it's a sex tape with some other chick...

[darkobetterthanmelo]

http://thedirty.com/2009/06/29/rashe...lete/#comments

I like how his wedding ring is on...

[Uncle Mxy]

Michael Jackson

[Glenn]

One of the Beastie Boys has cancer.

MCA, I think.

[Fool]

He's always sounded like he did.

[Big Swami]

One of the Beastie Boys has cancer.

MCA, I think.

Yeah, it's Yauch. Cancer in his salivary gland.

Make fun of those guys all you want, but they are culture-bringers for our entire generation. How many homely white kids out there know anything about Biz Markie, Jimmy Smith, Dolemite, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Dick Hyman, golf pants, Tibetan culture, or hip-hop in general and didn't learn it from the B-Boys?

Even though I don't really listen to them anymore, I still have a warm place in my heart for them.

[Glenn]

I remember having my buddy's Mom pick us up from the mall after buying Licensed to Ill.

We popped the cassette into his Mom's tape player expecting that all of the songs were going to sound like Fight for Your Right to Party, and we just sat there stunned.

What the hell is this?

[Fool]

I remember having my buddy's Mom pick us up from the mall after buying Licensed to Ill.

We popped the cassette into his Mom's tape player expecting that all of the songs were going to sound like Fight for Your Right to Party, and we just sat there stunned. Except for his mom, who instantly came.