You'll waste your time if you read this...(official celeb gossip thread)

[Fool]

success = attractiveness

Tahoe's new avatar is strange.

[Zip Goshboots]

Too bad the equation success=attractiveness doens't have a variable for enough brains to wear a condom.
New equation for Brady: success+attractivess+conniving supermodel=MUCHO child support for the next 18 years
Bet he wishes he didn't sign that last contract with New England now, the one where he took less money to give them cap room.

[Fool]

Once he's on that Senate pension, he'll never worry about money again.

[Glenn]

Another one day rehab stint for Britney: http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

[Tahoe]

I didn't realize she was this out of control. I mean I get drunk or here and there but this is crazy.

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=514379863

[Tahoe]

Britney Spears back in rehab for 3rd time in 3 or 4 days.

Brad Pitt and Anelina Jolie seek counseling for arguing.

Paris Hilton went shopping yesterday and was seen smoking a joint.

And Madona's daughter can't date till she is 18

[Tahoe]

From the Britney file...

Last night she umbrellabitchslapped a paparazi(sp?) then beat his car a little.

[MOLA1]

Good for her. Douchebags.

[Tahoe]

At first I wasn't very sympathetic but the media has made me have a lil bit of sympathy for her. On the other hand, STAY IN FUCKING REHAB for 6 weeks where they can't take pics of you.

She's a ticking time bomb. I hope she doesn't decide to commit suicide or something.

[Glenn]

Rumor has it that Brady has knocked up Gisele, too.