You'll waste your time if you read this...(official celeb gossip thread)

[Tahoe]

From the whogivesafuck department...

Britney Spears entered rehab today.

Kim Mathers says Eminem has a small one.

"he's not very well endowed." She added, "If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

And check out this fucking ass clown...Go away you ridiculous fuck.

[Glenn]

Can you do one of these posts every day?

[Zip Goshboots]

Ah, the old "Small dick, not that great in bed" line from the hurt "Super Ex Wife/Girlfriend" line.
Funny, but when she was getting into all the good parties while on his arm, the dick was big enough!

[Matt]

i resisted for all of 45 seconds before i read this thread.

i agree, we need more of these threads.

[Zip Goshboots]

Matt:
We have that thread. Just look for the name "Zip Goshboots" on any forum. You'll know to ignore it.

[Uncle Mxy]

[Tahoe]

This bitch has lost her marbles. She wanted them to shave her head...don't know bout her bush though.

[Glenn]

Since this looks like our new gossip thread...

Publicist: Actress expecting Brady baby

By MARK JEWELL, Associated Press Writer

BOSTON - Actress Bridget Moynahan, former girlfriend of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, is pregnant and Brady is the father, Moynahan's publicist said Monday.

The glamorous pair split up late last year after a three-year relationship. Brady, a two-time Super Bowl MVP, has since been seen with lingerie model Gisele Bundchen, and media outlets have reported the two are dating.

A Dec. 15 statement by Moynahan's publicist said Moynahan and Brady parted ways several weeks earlier.

On Monday, Moynahan's publicist, Christina Papadopoulos, said in a statement to The Associated Press that the actress "is over three months pregnant. Former boyfriend Tom Brady is the father."

"Privacy and consideration is appreciated at this time," the statement said. "No further comments will be made."

The pregnancy was first reported by the New York Post on Sunday. The Post quoted Papadopoulos as saying the actress was feeling "healthy and excited."

Messages left by The Associated Press with Brady's agent, Donald Yee, were not returned Monday.

Patriots spokesman Stacey James told the AP: "I think it would be inappropriate to comment."

Moynahan, 35, has appeared in films such as "Coyote Ugly," "I, Robot" and the ABC television series "Six Degrees."

Brady, 29, who has led the Patriots to three NFL titles, was named one of People magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" in 2002.

Talk about a future MILF

[Uncle Mxy]

Talk about a future MILF

Never assume MILF status until the baby's come out.

Tom Brady dumped her for Gisele something-or-other, who might be a pretty girl in her own right <laughs>:

[Zip Goshboots]

Brady was named one of the "50 Most Beautiful People" in 2002?
What's happened to him since? Did he get ugly in 2003 all the sudden?