Originally Posted by
Zip Goshboots
You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?
I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.
And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"
Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.
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