The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

[Glenn]

The KFC Big Box thing isn't as outrageous as some of the other stuff out there (like that burger that BK has that has like 4 patties on it).

It's 1 crispy strip, some popcorn chicken, a drumstick, potatoes, a biscuit and cole slaw.

I think it's more about variety than quantity. In fact, it's proper name is the "Variety Big Box".

http://www.kfc.com/bigbox/

[Zip Goshboots]

This shit is getting to be like the Gillette-Schick wars. I think Shick just came out with a new 57 blade razor that can actually extract beard hair follicles.
Conversely, Wendy's is announcing their new 35 lb, 100 patty burger. To complete the "Value Meal", which will cost $800.00, you get a five gallon bucket of fries and a keg of Coke.

[Glenn]

That's another thing that kind of puzzles me, I don't eat fried chicken but maybe once a year. How can anybody's favorite piece be the drumstick? There is like an ounce of meat on it, and what you do get is that greasy-ass dark meat.

Gum to your head and only one piece to choose, you gotta go with the breast.

[Glenn]

That's another thing that kind of puzzles me, I don't eat fried chicken but maybe once a year. How can anybody's favorite piece be the drumstick? There is like an ounce of meat on it, and what you do get is that greasy-ass dark meat.

Gum to your head and only one piece to choose, you gotta go with the breast.

Damn, typo. Of course, I meant gun, not gum.

Speaking of gum, I don't get with how good that Fruit Stripe gum is (with the zebra stripes) why can't they make the flavor last more than 2 minutes?

Also, I've used the wrong thread for the chicken & gum comments: http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3715

[Zip Goshboots]

I gotta disagree Glenn.
I'm a fried chicken connisseur. I make it myself, and enjoy the Popeye's version.
If someone had a stick of JuicyFruit to my noggin, I'd go with the thighs.

[Zip Goshboots]

Glenn, you've been reading my mind again.
Fruit Stripe rocks, but after 4 chews, it's turned to cud.
One thing that is good is the new fangled Dentyne Ice and other gum like that, um, stuff.
You wake up in the morning, have three cups of coffee and four cigarettes, and WOE to anyone within four miles of you if you yawn.
BUT, with New Dentyne Ice (my favorite flavor is peppermint), you can do your morning routine with the cigs and coffee and feel very comfortble getting within 6 inches of the cute chick at the office to tell her her tits look awfully nice this fine morning, and that you'd really like to fuck her in the ass.

[WTFchris]

Lol, i was going to say you are lucky if your fruit stripe gum lasts two minutes.

And I agree on the drumstick stuff. Give me a breast 10 out of 10 times. I'm also not a fan of wings at all (unless they are boneless). Too much damn work for two nibbles of meat. give me some ribs, nachos or something else to mess my face up with.

[Glenn]

Yeah, those boneless buffalo wings from Chili's are incredible.

[WTFchris]

BTW, not sure if you were listening to the Inferno when they opened their show, but they are dead on. They were talking about women who don't answer their cell phone because the battery is dead, they have it on vibrate in their purse, they forget it somewhere, etc. My wife doesn't do that, but my sister is like that. I'm lucky to hear back from her 3 days after I call.

[Zip Goshboots]

Cell phones are the bane of every man's existence.
Just another avenue for the wife to nag you.
I say, "I'm going out to get sloshed" She says, "What time will you be home" I say, "Tuesday".
Then, when I'm almost to the car, she opens the door and yells, "Here's your cell phone!".
Great, now she'll call every twelve minutes asking where I am, when I'm coming home, and the other bullshit. Of course, she'll say, "If you get too drunk, call me and I'll come get you"
I say to myself, "That's awfully nice of you to come get me from this chicks apartment, but I think I can make it home".