The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

[Tahoe]

You make me laugh.

[Timone]

You make me laugh.

Careful, Glan will try claiming that I'm taking you under my wing.

[Tahoe]

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[UxKa]

I don't know if it's regional or what, but McD's is having a special here where if you buy a Big Mac you get a second for as many cents as the high temp yesterday. I couldn't resist, got a 9 cent Big Mac, ate both of them and a large fry. At some point this evening an atom bomb is going to go off in my toilet.

[Vinny]

[Insert Bigg joke here]

[Glenn]

I'm at Menards. I'm going to ask somebody what happened to the crazy old man that used to do their commercials. I bet my wife $5 that he's dead.

[Vinny]

I now know way too much about Ray. Damn you Glenn.

[Glenn]

What did you find out? The guy I talked to had no clue.

[Vinny]

He's alive and well. He's taken up piano since his retirement and also enjoys playing the stock market. "Now's the time to buy!" His son is on CSI. When he was 21 and just out of the navy he played drums in a 4 man swing outfit. They went on the road and played for ten years before rock and roll came along. If you ask him, he'll mail you an autographed picture.

[Tahoe]

I'm thinking if he was dead, Glan would have known.