They did it to themselves.
Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.
Here's a visual aid:Originally Posted by DrRay11
I'm sure a lot of us didn't need SNL to figure that out. Somebody(s) in marketing is getting canned.
Did you make it a great day?Originally Posted by TBeau
Originally Posted by WTFchris
So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?Originally Posted by TBeau
Players meeting my ASS!
I keep telling myself the emo slut (who I got into bed with yesterday and tried unsuccessfully for three hours to coerce into letting me screw her as we watched shitty comedy-romance movies while I was half-naked) only denied me because she likes guys with girly/emo hairstyles, has low self-esteem and, thus, is afraid of doing anything with a guy who has a job and a manly, virulent hairy chest framed by defined, muscular limbs that scream "genetically superior to that ninety-pound piece of shit you broke up with but continue to screw around with".
^POIDH
Find a new slant.
Originally Posted by Tahoe
At least mine still works.
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