The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

[Fool]

They did it to themselves.

[Timone]

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

[Uncle Mxy]

Isn't the iPad just a bigger iPod touch?

Here's a visual aid:

[UxKa]

I'm sure a lot of us didn't need SNL to figure that out. Somebody(s) in marketing is getting canned.

[MoTown]

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

Did you make it a great day?

[Tahoe]

Jerked off, took a shower and brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go this morning.

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?

[Shoopy]

I keep telling myself the emo slut (who I got into bed with yesterday and tried unsuccessfully for three hours to coerce into letting me screw her as we watched shitty comedy-romance movies while I was half-naked) only denied me because she likes guys with girly/emo hairstyles, has low self-esteem and, thus, is afraid of doing anything with a guy who has a job and a manly, virulent hairy chest framed by defined, muscular limbs that scream "genetically superior to that ninety-pound piece of shit you broke up with but continue to screw around with".

[Glenn]

^POIDH

[Shoopy]

[Timone]

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?

At least mine still works.