The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

[Shoopy]

I keep telling myself the emo slut (who I got into bed with yesterday and tried unsuccessfully for three hours to coerce into letting me screw her as we watched shitty comedy-romance movies while I was half-naked) only denied me because she likes guys with girly/emo hairstyles, has low self-esteem and, thus, is afraid of doing anything with a guy who has a job and a manly, virulent hairy chest framed by defined, muscular limbs that scream "genetically superior to that ninety-pound piece of shit you broke up with but continue to screw around with".

[Timone]

So other than the shower and brushing your teeth, a pretty typical morning for you?

At least mine still works.

[UxKa]

I'm sure a lot of us didn't need SNL to figure that out. Somebody(s) in marketing is getting canned.

[Glenn]

^POIDH

[Shoopy]

[Tahoe]

[Timone]

[Tahoe]

Dude, clean you finger nails.

[Timone]

After I'm through beating the fuck out of you, hoss.

[Vinny]

After I'm through beating the fuck out of you, hoss.

Careful, Dantonio might give you a scholarship.