Annoying sports cliches

[Timone]

Pursuit of Perfection

GOD DAMNIT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

[Glenn]

You know they've (ESPN) been using that same line to promote Lexus for about a year now.

I'm really surprised that it hasn't been morphed into ""The Patriots: Pursuit of Perfection, presented by Lexus"

[Big Swami]

when guys get dunked on they are given "facials".

Yeah, there's an overwhelming and disturbing image of gay porn that's conjured up by sports media guys.

By far the worst is "it is what it is." It's seriously the dumbest, most meaningless phrase ever conjured up by anyone since "I'm just saying" was invented.

[Glenn]

useless factoid: this thread just turned one year old

[Big Swami]

Fine, blame me for the thread necromancy >=(

[Zip Goshboots]

Here's a cliche I hate:

John Madden, is that a beer bottle sticking out of your ass?

[Glenn]

Whenever a coach is fired, the team wanted to "move in a different direction"

[Timone]

Humble Pie

[Cross]

"If you dont like that you dont like nba(or a team name like pistons or kings) basketball!!!!!"

fucking a

[WTFchris]

Whenever a coach is fired, the team wanted to "move in a different direction"

good call. Like they'd want to keep moving in the same direction or something.