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    It's "coachspeek", and here are some other examples:
    "I have complete confidence in him"
    --Translation: "He's helping us get a higher draft pick"
    "I'm giving him a vote of confidence"
    --Translation: "Fucker is GONE!"
    "My wife and kids love it here, we're staying"
    --Translation: "I've got a hottie on the side that is really good in the sack, and she won't move with me"
    "This is the job I've always wanted"
    --Tranlsation: "I can't believe I found someone stupid enough to pay me all this money"
    "It's not fair that we don't get a rematch against Ohio State"
    --Translation: "I should have just done what I always do, and we'd be going to the goddamm Outback Bowl instead, with no pressure"
    Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.

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    I am so sick of sports talk radio hosts "breaking down" the big game.
    Find a new slant.

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    The Product

    Stop calling the NFL and the NHL and the NBA etc game The Product
    you souless bastards
    Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
    you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
    Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
    Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.

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    My favorite...

    If you took "at the end of the day" away from Stephen A. (Anus) Smith that annoying prick would be speechless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HipDigIt
    If you took "at the end of the day" away from Stephen A. (Anus) Smith that annoying prick would be speechless.
    ESPN would shut down completely. Even our guy Cowherd might be a little bit at a loss for words.
    Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.

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    "Hitch a cart to that horse"

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    The newest craze in sports talk: Buy or Sell. "Do you buy Charlie weis at this point or sell him at this point?"
    Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.

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    Hopeufully you don't buy him by the pound.
    Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
    Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

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