Annoying sports cliches

[Glenn]

I'm sure we can come up with about 500 more of them, some of these make me cringe.

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Sportscasters: Ditch the cliches

Updated 12/22/2006 4:30 PM ET

In the generous spirit of the holidays, sportscasters should give TV viewers a break with the sports clichés. Some overused expressions that should take a seat on the bench in 2007:

•Alligator arms. This description was cool. At first. Now you hear it every time an NFL receiver pulls up short on a pass to avoid a hit. As in: "Terrell Owens sure had alligator arms on that play."

Time to bring back its more versatile predecessor: "Hearing footsteps." Besides using it for dropped balls, analysts could warn a struggling coach or player was "hearing the footsteps" of their potential replacement.

•He/she has to have a great game for his/her team to win. "We really like our people to stay away from this one," says Tony Petitti, executive producer of CBS Sports. "Tell me something I don't know."

•Get on the same page. As in, "Allen Iverson and George Karl need to get on the same page." Michael Wilbon, NBA studio analyst for ABC, asks: "What does this even mean?"

•The media is blowing this out of proportion. Often used by players when media members accurately quote their previous statements.

•That will come back to haunt them. Does a kicker ever miss a short field goal, or extra point, where somebody doesn't trot out this hoary old chestnut?

•First, I'd like to thank my Lord and savior. The political correctness police must love hearing this frequent declaration.

•Throw under the bus. Another way of saying coaches or players have put the blame on someone other than themselves.

•D-Line or O-Line. Whatever happened to saying defensive line or offensive line?

•We had a lot of open looks at the basket. Just say your basketball team got open. A lot.

•Let me tell you something. So go ahead and tell us already — without the preamble.

•You can't win the game (or tournament) here. But you can lose it. Sounds important, really says nothing.

•It doesn't get any better than this. Save it for the beer commercials.

•He has a swagger about him. Conversely, some young QBs "need more of a swagger."

•He's a warrior. NBC Sports Chairman Dick Ebersol is bugged by sportscasters who overplay the "courage" angle when it comes to the achievements of pro athletes.

"To call it courage, when young men and women are laying their lives on the line in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, is silly and pretentious," he says.

[Zip Goshboots]

One of the funniest things I ever saw was when Bobby Knight went off on a writer who asked him something about having your "game face" on, and knight rips into a series of contorted facial maneuvers to emulate what a "game face" might look like.
That guy is truly an American Icon.

[MikeMyers]

One of the funniest things I ever saw was when Bobby Knight went off on a writer who asked him something about having your "game face" on, and knight rips into a series of contorted facial maneuvers to emulate what a "game face" might look like.
That guy is truly an American Icon.

Any video of this?

[Comrade]

Any video of this?

It's #2.

[Uncle Mxy]

The scary part is that they're missing some of the best Bobby Knight shit because it's too controversial:

- "We put his dick in a vise. I twisted it. We stuck a red-hot poker up his ass and poured hot water down his mouth and I told him if he promised to play well, we'd quit all that."

- "If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."

[WTFchris]

One I really hate, which isn't really a cliche, would be when players are interviewed and they say "you know" about a dozen times. why tell us something we already know. Be insightful. Or if you are telling us something we don't know...then don't say "you know" every 5 seconds.

[HipDigIt]

If you took "at the end of the day" away from Stephen A. (Anus) Smith that annoying prick would be speechless.

[Zip Goshboots]

If you took "at the end of the day" away from Stephen A. (Anus) Smith that annoying prick would be speechless.

ESPN would shut down completely. Even our guy Cowherd might be a little bit at a loss for words.

[Glenn]

I think the sports cliche that I hate the most is when callers on sports radio say "the last caller stole my thunder". Often that is enough to get me to turn the station immediately.

Others:

-"Giving 110%"
-"Taking one game at a time"
-"Don't get caught looking past/ahead"
-The fetish with the word "football" is annoying too. He's a "football player", or a "football move" or what a great "football game".

[WTFchris]

-"Giving 110%"

That is my all time leader right there. I HATE that statement. How a player can give more than maximum effort (which %100 stands for...is beyond me). Why not %200 or %1,000 percent while you are at it?