Movies, in the ass.

[-NoQuarter-]

Alright; retarded new game that my friend and I came up with late night after a marathon web building session:

In the ass !

Much like the theory that any fortune cookie's fortune can be improved by adding the words 'in bed' to the end, so too can any line in any movie be improved by the addition of the words 'in the ass'.

Examples:

And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside... in the ass . -duh

I am dangerous, in the ass. - Top Gun

the best quote as of this posting:

"Well I believe in god, and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze, in the ass" - Usual Suspects


I'm just going to throw this low-brow levity into the shark tank and let you great whites of wit frenzy at it. The official "In the ass" Contest forum will be showing up soon.

So I trust you'll be able to top the usual suspects; and the first addendum to the rules is Scotty from Star Trek is off limits as being both too obvious and probably unbeatable.

[Fool]

"Who ever heard of a snauzberry, in the ass?" Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka (the real one)

"Wait 'till they get a load of me, in the ass." - Joker, Batman

[Glenn]

Coffee is for closers, in the ass.

[-NoQuarter-]

"Momma always said, 'life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get in the ass.'"

[Zip Goshboots]

"Rosebud...in the ass"

[Zip Goshboots]

How about this one from the Cecil B DeMille classic:
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife...in the ass"

[Zip Goshboots]

"It's easy. You just put your lips together and blow...in the ass"

[Zip Goshboots]

"Hakuna matata...in the ass"

[Zip Goshboots]

"I love the smell of napalm...in the ass"

[Zip Goshboots]

"Luke, let the force be with you...in the ass"