Things I've learned tonight:

Barely beating Division II programs with the help of some questionable calls is part of being impressive

Coaches only control their programs when good things happen

Coaches do well to recruit players, but are not to be questioned if they lose those recruits

Coaches can do nothing to keep talent in their program from turning into

Coaches have no way of knowing guys who've been talked about leaving for other sports may need to be replaced

Tune in next week when Spartan slappies discuss how Napoleans finest moment may have been The Battle of Nations where he may have totally miscalculated his need for troops, he was able to be exiled to Alba and regroup stronger than ever.