O.J. Simpson

[WTFchris]

Chris, are you claiming you have never thought of a way to kill someone you didn't like?

Man, I've got a thousand ideas...

no, never. Thought of beating their ass with a baseball bat, yes.

And if someone was doing my wife the person would get their ass beat (couldn't say whether I would beat them to death, but it wouldn't be premeditated like OJ is doing) but I couldn't hurt my wife (at least not physically).

[ojay]

Wasn't me.

[Uncle Mxy]

Ive always laughed about the gloves... I have big hands and my mom has small hands and I can put on a pair of her work gloves for a bit if I have to.

If you had latex gloves on, could you?

Try it -- it's harder than it sounds.

[Glenn]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2672148

O.J.: 'If I Did It' book not a confession to murder

Associated Press

MIAMI -- O.J. Simpson says his ill-fated "If I Did It" book was not a confession and that the title wasn't his idea.

In a telephone interview Wednesday with WTPS-AM radio, Simpson said that he told the writer he had "nothing to confess." He also said that the reported $3.5 million advance payment was inaccurate.

Although he wouldn't specify how much he was paid, he did say it was a "windfall" that would go mainly to pay bills and support his children.

Earlier this week, News Corp. canceled the book and a TV interview. Officials with the publisher have said that all copies of the book will be destroyed.

Nationwide, the book was billed as a thinly-veiled confession by Simpson to the 1994 murders of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ron Goldman. Simpson was acquitted in 1995.

In the radio interview, Simpson was asked point-blank if he killed the pair.

"No matter what everybody wants to say, I didn't do it," Simpson said.

[Glenn]

O.J. Simpson brutally beaten in prison attack, afraid to leave his cell. DETAILS: http://bit.ly/fi0BIl

[Fool]

Racism sucks.

[Timone]

Not cool, Comrade.

[Tahoe]

Good to hear.

[Black Dynamite]

Good to hear.

http://thecovertwo.com/2011/02/o-j-s...ten-in-prison/

Looks like you're gonna have to grow a pair and do it yourself T-Diddy.

[Tahoe]

I'd be happy to if it could be set up. Name your poison OJ.