The Hoff Thread

[Black Dynamite]

It was inevitable. the cat seems to be an internet/photoshop icon.

[UxKa]

I dont know wether to poop myself or run. I think Ill run.

[Matt]

[Uncle Mxy]

I'm looking for freedom from this thread.

[Glenn]

MoTown and I were talking (via PM) about the one with the dog on his naked crotch a few weeks ago.

That's not right, but how could The Hoff be wrong?

[Uncle Mxy]

"Some people stand in the darkness... afraid to step into the light." is a metaphor for the dog.

[Tahoe]

[WTFchris]

I like how he was standing there all agressive looking like it was a rock song. I half expected to see some air guitar.

[Zip Goshboots]

I've tried to laugh at The Hoff, I've tried to join the legions who poke fun at him, who attempt to relegate him to nothing more than a national joke. But there are some Hasselhoff Truths that permit me from doing this:

He IS Germany's #1 Male Vocalist
He IS wealthy beyond our wildest dreams
He DID star in a TV series with a talking car
He DID go to work on a beach for a decade
He DID go to work on that beach with the likes of Pamela Anerson, and some other babes I can't recall
There is no DOUBT in my mind that he banged most, if not all, of those babes
Hell, he probably banged a few of the hot dudes, too
And he's done it all without going bald.
Hasselhoff deserves our praise, not our ridicule.

[Glenn]

Anybody know if he's still looking for freedom?