An email from Bush (old thread, updated)

**Glenn** · 10-12-2006 08:52 AM

Thought I would share this with you guys. Let the laughter, head shaking and eye rolling commence.

Also, feel free to do this whilst reading

Dear Glenn,

In less than a month, Americans will go to the polls to elect a new U.S. House and Senate, 36 Governors, and hundreds of state legislators.

The November 7 elections will determine the direction our nation will take, not just for the next two years, but for years to come.

That is why I am personally committed to helping our GOP candidates win. Laura and Vice President Cheney are also spending as much time as they can campaigning in every region of the country.

I hope I can count on you to help, too, by doing two important things:

1) Make an urgent online gift to the Republican National Committee of $25, $50, $100 or more to help fully fund our final get-out-the vote efforts; and

2) Make certain you, your family and friends who support our bold, optimistic Republican agenda vote on November 7.

Will you help me and our Republican candidates again today? Your generous donation to the RNC is the single most important contribution you can make to ensure we maintain our GOP majorities in the U.S. Congress.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

Voters have a clear choice to make on Election Day, Glenn.

It's a choice between Republicans who understand the most important responsibility we have is to protect and defend the people of the United States.

Or Democrats who will wave the white flag of surrender in the global war on terror and deny the tools needed to achieve victory.

It's a choice of whether we move forward with our pro-growth polices that have created more than 5.5 million new jobs since August 2003 and kept taxes low so you have more of your own money to spend and invest as you see fit.

Or whether the opposition will turn back the gains we have made by raising taxes on working families and effectively stifling economic growth.

It's a choice of whether we will continue to confirm judges to the federal bench who strictly interpret the Constitution, not legislate from the bench.

Or whether Democrats will block our well-qualified nominees in favor of activist judges who want to invent new laws.

On issue after issue, the Republican Party is working to represent your interests and protect your values.

If the Democrats retake the U.S. House and Senate, they will immediately move to reinstate the failed policies of the past.

Their policies will cost American jobs, weaken our nation's security and devastate our economy.

To meet the challenges of the historic times in which we live, we must elect Republican majorities to the U.S. House and Senate.

That means we must get every Republican, like-minded Independent and discerning Democrat voter who supports our optimistic, hopeful agenda for America to the polls on Election Day.

Your contribution to the RNC will help pay for advertising, absentee ballots and the Get-Out-The-Vote drives that our candidates need to win.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

The opposition and their liberal special interest group allies are leaving no stone unturned in their effort to distort our message of hope, freedom and opportunity.

I am counting on active RNC Sustaining Members like you to give your support one last time. With your help, we can fully implement the policies that are the foundation of America's continuing security, prosperity and stability.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

Time is short, Glenn. I hope you will respond today.

Sincerely,

George W. Bush

P.S. Glenn, it is vital that we maintain our Republican majorities in the U.S. House and Senate. We must also elect more GOP Governors and state officials up and down the ballot. Winning is critical to keeping our bold, responsible agenda for America on track.

I'm counting on you to visit this secure website and make a special campaign gift of $25, $50 or $100 to the RNC today to help win nationwide Republican victories. Thank you.

http://www.GOP.com/PresidentBush

**Uncle Mxy** · 10-12-2006 09:11 AM

I am counting on active RNC Sustaining Members like you to give your support one last time.

The implication is that you'll never have to support them again? They really want the erection to be over, don't they?

**b-diddy** · 10-12-2006 05:29 PM

we all want the erection to be over.

**Vinny** · 10-12-2006 07:25 PM

Godamned viagra.

**WTFchris** · 10-16-2006 11:11 AM

Wow, Dubya emailed you personally Glenn. You should feel honored.

Lol.

**Glenn** · 10-16-2006 11:13 AM

I somehow got on the mailing lists for both sides.

Helps me keep track of what they're all saying, though.

**WTFchris** · 10-16-2006 11:16 AM

What do you mean? He didn't email you personally?

LOL

**Glenn** · 10-17-2006 08:23 AM

Volume II

LOL@the consequences are "dire"

Dear Glenn,

In 2004, you were part of a historic nationwide organization that propelled my campaign to victory. Together we delivered a clear message to the American people about the need to keep our Nation safe and secure, the need to keep our taxes low to continue creating jobs.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

That message proved successful because you delivered it to your neighbors, co-workers, friends and family. This year, I am asking for your help once more. An important decision will be made this Fall - whether our agenda of hope and optimism continues, or whether the Democrats take control of the House and Senate.

The help you gave my campaign in 2004 was invaluable, and I am asking you to go to work again this Fall for your Republican congressional candidates. Time is short--Election Day is under one month away, and in many places people are about to vote early or via absentee. We must do the important work of grassroots campaigning if we are to maintain a Republican majority in 2006.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

For nearly six years, I have worked with the Republicans in Congress to protect Americans by strengthening our homeland security and pursuing terrorists where they live. Together, with a Republican majority, we passed tax relief that spurred unprecedented growth and now need to make that relief permanent. And, working with Republican leaders in the Senate, we confirmed two extremely qualified Supreme Court Justices who faithfully interpret the Constitution instead of legislating from the bench.

I plan to continue this agenda for two more years, but I need a Republican majority in Congress to continue the progress we have made. Without it, you can bet that our political opponents will do all they can to roll back important tools like the PATRIOT Act, to raise your taxes, and stop me from appointing conservative judges to the Federal bench.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

Thank you for what you did to return me to the White House in 2004. I hope you will put your talents to work for Republican congressional candidates in Michigan this year. The consequences of not succeeding this fall are dire for our agenda for America.

Sincerely,

George W. Bush