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    The OFFICIAL 'Fuck Xbox360 in the Goat Ass' thread...

    Fuck Xbox360. Fuck it in the Goat Ass.

    I bought my original 360 in early March for a cheap $400, and after purchasing a couple of accessories, and a couple games, my investment was at $650+. On June 14th, I had an over-heating issue in which I had to ship my broken 360 to Texas in order to have it repaired. OK, so its bad enough an expensive, brand new piece of high-tech equipment only lasted 2 and a half months before breaking down, but then I had to wait until July 10th to receive my new (refurbished) 360. This 360 they sent apparently works fine, but the casing is all scratched up, and it just doesn't look as nice as a brand new one. So today I wake up, turn on my 360 and prepare for a nice day of Oblivion. About 1 minute into the game, it freezes. I think to myself, NO FUCKING WAY. I shut it off, wait a minute to fire it back up and when I do, it freezes again. Shut it off, try one more time and I get the red lights of death, meaning I had a hardware issue inside the 360. So I call 360 customer service. The first girl I talk to is being as helpful as she can, but after I go off on her and demand a manager, I am put on hold. I wait for 20 minutes only to then be hung up on.....NOW I'M REALLY HOT! I call back immediately and get this Chinese girl trying to speak english, and I can't understand a fucking word she is saying, so after I give her the business and demand to speak to a manager, she prety much refuses and tells me she will help me...but it sounds like she has a cock in her mouth and I hang up on her. I call back again, finally get through to a woman that is helping me, finally get to talk to a manager, and all they can do for me, besides making me wait another month for my $650+ investment is offer me a game. OK, cool...at least I'm getting something for my pain, I mean I would rather have a perfectly working 360, but this is beter than nothing. Then he tells me the 1 game they can offer in situations like this. KAMEO! What the fuck is this? Of course they are gonnna offer Kameo because it only sold 28 copies nationwide. And they need to clear some space off there shelves, so I get KAMEO! Fuck it...For all the 360 has going for it, they really have me pissed right now.

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    november will bring more options.
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    My Sega Genesis still serves me well.
    I won the second WTF Sportsbook contest, which means I am either really smart or really lucky. Don't bet on either!

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    Mine's been perfectly fine (knock on wood), not to rub it in your face or anything. But you're just one person out of a ton of other happy 360 owners.

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    You NEVER buy an electronic product when it's first launched. There will be some kind of problem and you'll have to deal with recalls and shit.

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    or get the 1-2 year warranty that costs an extra 20-40 dollars at most places. will save you the worry.
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    Like I said, I bought mine in late Feb/early March, which was about 4-5 months after launch, and still encountered a problem. The worst is that the 360 they sent me supposedly fixed, just broke. That's where I lost it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolishSausage
    Like I said, I bought mine in late Feb/early March, which was about 4-5 months after launch, and still encountered a problem. The worst is that the 360 they sent me supposedly fixed, just broke. That's where I lost it.
    nobody feels your pain as they blindly and selfishly say tuff luck for you. But if theres goes down, they have this thread to tell them to go fuck themselves in a pit of fiery karma. As i wait for november to get my warranty and extra warranty on my ps3.
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    Warranties are da bombshizzledizzle.

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    Put it on Ebay and go buy another.

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