Fuck Xbox360. Fuck it in the Goat Ass.

I bought my original 360 in early March for a cheap $400, and after purchasing a couple of accessories, and a couple games, my investment was at $650+. On June 14th, I had an over-heating issue in which I had to ship my broken 360 to Texas in order to have it repaired. OK, so its bad enough an expensive, brand new piece of high-tech equipment only lasted 2 and a half months before breaking down, but then I had to wait until July 10th to receive my new (refurbished) 360. This 360 they sent apparently works fine, but the casing is all scratched up, and it just doesn't look as nice as a brand new one. So today I wake up, turn on my 360 and prepare for a nice day of Oblivion. About 1 minute into the game, it freezes. I think to myself, NO FUCKING WAY. I shut it off, wait a minute to fire it back up and when I do, it freezes again. Shut it off, try one more time and I get the red lights of death, meaning I had a hardware issue inside the 360. So I call 360 customer service. The first girl I talk to is being as helpful as she can, but after I go off on her and demand a manager, I am put on hold. I wait for 20 minutes only to then be hung up on.....NOW I'M REALLY HOT! I call back immediately and get this Chinese girl trying to speak english, and I can't understand a fucking word she is saying, so after I give her the business and demand to speak to a manager, she prety much refuses and tells me she will help me...but it sounds like she has a cock in her mouth and I hang up on her. I call back again, finally get through to a woman that is helping me, finally get to talk to a manager, and all they can do for me, besides making me wait another month for my $650+ investment is offer me a game. OK, cool...at least I'm getting something for my pain, I mean I would rather have a perfectly working 360, but this is beter than nothing. Then he tells me the 1 game they can offer in situations like this. KAMEO! What the fuck is this? Of course they are gonnna offer Kameo because it only sold 28 copies nationwide. And they need to clear some space off there shelves, so I get KAMEO! Fuck it...For all the 360 has going for it, they really have me pissed right now.