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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
    Yeah, that'd be the logical counter-argument. Components of the program in question are online, so judge for yourself. They're at:

    http://www.worththewait.org

    Note that with federally-funded abstinence-only programs, schools are prohibited from teaching where other birth control methods have problems. They can't say "condoms aren't effective enough to be worth the risk" because, by saying "condom" to kiddies, they're teaching something other than abstinence, even as they may be rejecting it. The "Worth The Wait" program is one of those abstinence-only programs that benefits greatly from federal funding.
    As Emeril would say "bam" (I've never seen Emeril).
    Quote Originally Posted by WH Press Sec. Tony Snow
    The President is opposed to (actually testing embryos before simply throwing them out), because the president is opposed to murder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taymelo
    Wait. Throwing them out is not murder, but testing them before throwing them out is murder? WTF, George?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber
    52% of teens who sign abstinence pledges break them within a year.

    Consider that.
    One of the best skits in Al Franken Show history (yes, Gecko, Tahoe, etc. He's STILL ON THE AIR. SHEESH!!!)... was where they were discussing the abstinence only program, and how one of the biggest results of the program was that oral and anal sex is SKYROCKETING in high school as a result of the abstinence only program.

    That's right - the pledge is only to avoid vaginal intercourse. So what do teens do after they sign it? Find the loopholes and exploit the hell out of them (lawyers in training, I guess).

    In other words, the program has been a huge success in causing kids to trade in good, clean, vaginal sex, for the kind that may not cause pregnancy, but is far more likely to cause AIDS.

    Good stuff again, republicans!

    I SWEAR that neither Al Franken nor myself is making this up. Abstinence only programs are good for two things - getting teenage girls to give blowjobs, and getting teenage girls to take it... as Kilo would say... up the old poop shoot.
    Quote Originally Posted by WH Press Sec. Tony Snow
    The President is opposed to (actually testing embryos before simply throwing them out), because the president is opposed to murder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taymelo
    Wait. Throwing them out is not murder, but testing them before throwing them out is murder? WTF, George?

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    One of the best skits in Al Franken Show history (yes, Gecko, Tahoe, etc. He's STILL ON THE AIR. SHEESH!!!)... was where they were discussing the abstinence only program, and how one of the biggest results of the program was that oral and anal sex is SKYROCKETING in high school as a result of the abstinence only program.
    Its not because of the program, but because of how easy it is to access porn with the internet/MTV. They see the pictures on the internet, they hear those half naked fat whores on MTV and think thats the thing to do. Its not loop holes in the program. Its what kids want to do.

    Believe it or not, not everything is the republicans fault!

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    LOl, yeah, before the internet I had no idea how to have oral sex. Just kept smacking that shit on her cheek.

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    Yeah well you were before your time.

    I'm just telling telling taymelo why its sky rocketed.

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    Anthony, they've had that shit on tv since I was your age, almost 20 years ago, so I disagree with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by WH Press Sec. Tony Snow
    The President is opposed to (actually testing embryos before simply throwing them out), because the president is opposed to murder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taymelo
    Wait. Throwing them out is not murder, but testing them before throwing them out is murder? WTF, George?

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    I just find it hard to believe that your blaming the increase in Teenage anal and oral sex on those programs. I dissagree with you.

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    Anthony:

    Google it. Read the stuff, and if you don't agree, that's fine. You're entitled to your opinion. A lot of this stuff is guesswork. There's a lot of factors in life, like the internet, that could be the cause as you suggest, I suppose.

    http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...ence+only+anal
    Quote Originally Posted by WH Press Sec. Tony Snow
    The President is opposed to (actually testing embryos before simply throwing them out), because the president is opposed to murder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taymelo
    Wait. Throwing them out is not murder, but testing them before throwing them out is murder? WTF, George?

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    It's all part of the long term plan to save the institution of marriage. The right is raising a generation of good, christian girls who will give blowjobs and take it up the ass to keep their husbands at home. 20 years from now the divorce rate will be half what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geerussell
    It's all part of the long term plan to save the institution of marriage. The right is raising a generation of good, christian girls who will give blowjobs and take it up the ass to keep their husbands at home. 20 years from now the divorce rate will be half what it is.
    only because less and less people will marry, choosing to whore it out on the long term and keep a couple "more special than the rest" friends..

    Blaming tv doesnt cut it. I easily blame parenting. asking tv to raise your child when you're not is a bad bad way to do things. But most parents do it. And then blame the networks when their kids see spring break titties everywhere.
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