Mad Max Facts

[Big Swami]

Jason Maxiell eats gold-plated caviar.

[Zekyl]

Nice, a solid return to the Mad Max facts. Normally I'd be against this one, but Max needs to prove he's not a caviar guy, which is how he's played quite a few times this season.

[Glenn]

sound familiar

YES, BIG SWAMI, I'M CALLING YOU OUT

[MoTown]

Jason Maxiell pees sitting down.

[Fool]

Jason Maxiell has been the National Destruction Derby Champion 5 years running.

...

He has never driven a car.

[MoTown]

Jason Maxiell reads Ralph Waldo Emerson before games to get his "game face" on.

[Fool]

Jason Maxiell favors Egyptian cotton towels and crushed velvet robes after a shower.

[Glenn]

Jason Maxiell subscribes to both Harper's and Smithsonian. And he actually reads them, too.

[MoTown]

Jason Maxiell favors Egyptian cotton towels and crushed velvet robes after taking a bath in a tub littered with rose pedals and fine wine.

FIXED

[Zekyl]

I like where Mo is taking this. What I was hinting at with the caviar comment.