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Detroit Free News
Shaq was terrorizing Ben Wallace on the boards! Anticipating Shaq's terrorism, the four-time DPOY took matters into his own hands, pulling a machete out of his 'fro. He methodically sliced Shaq's feet to the knees in tiny little slivers, amidst the squeal of Shaq's man-cries, demonstrating a level of offensive performance the likes of which we've never seen from Ben. "Now he's down to size! Wonder how long he'll be on the injured reserve list?", Ben told reporters at the post-game.
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