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Hoodwinked was fucking gay; don't make your kids watch it.
Hoodwinked was fucking gay; don't make your kids watch it.
The Producers--8/10
This was a funny movie and Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick were excellent. But it's so weird...
I won't be providing a review of Garfield. There is no fucking way I'm paying full price to watch that shit on the big screen.
The only reason to go to the cinema is to see massive special effects movies. Otherwise your home system is enough.
I went and saw XMen 3 and that might be the last movie I see at the cinema this year. Superman is gonna suck. It's a fucking kids movie.
At least Batman was dark enough to bring in the adult fans.
Rise like Lions after slumber,
In unvanquishable number -
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you -
Ye are many - they are few.
I just saw a few movies...
Glory Road - Go get it if you havent seen it. Fucking amazing movie
End Game (w/Cuba Gooding Jr.,James Woods and Burt Reynolds) - Sucked nutbags. I hope nobody ever sees this...it sucks dick
Really want to watch glory road.Originally Posted by theMUHMEshow
Glory Road was excellent, but it was SO similar to coach carter
I just watched Glory Road, finally.
Good? Yes. It was well-done pleasant entertainment. Jon Voight did a fine job with the complexities of Rupp, in particular.
Amazing? I think that's a -little- stretch. Maybe it's because I knew some of the history long before the movie was made, but I wasn't slack-jawed.
I think it would've playey "great" if they lightened up on the Coach Cartery fairy tale angle and did it as a tale of two great coaches and teams, showing the aftermath of that game as much as the build-up. There wasn't talk of the protests that came after, the blacks who called their team a bunch of Uncle Toms after winning the championship. They don't mention how the reporters tried to downplay the event. That Kentucky team that Haskins' black lineup at UTEP beat was Rupp's Runts, interesting in their own right. Even by the standard of the day, they were short, with no starter over 6'5". (The movie shows Pat Riley playing C!) They had been as unstoppable as Haskins UTEP team and hype-wise were kinda like the Fab Five. But, after they lost to the black lineup, they lost their will to win, playing .500 ball the next season, Rupp's worst.
But, my constructive criticism aside, it's worth a rental.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0183892/
Armageddon: This is a Hong Kong movie that came out a year before the "Men Can Cry When Bruce Willis dies" blockbuster of the same name. It's Oriental Christian X-Filesy happy horseshit about how video-on-demand in conjunction with the hand of God and a black Mass will lead to the end of all things. Or something. Though the subtitles and the dubbing differ, usually a good sign of semi-interesting foreign-film watching when words are important, this thing put me to sleep twice. Rod Serling could've told the film's story 4x as well in 1/4th the time. They get bonus points for shooting some scenes in Prague and actually calling it Prague, but still, it's not worth renting.
Opening this week:
Click
Waist Deep
While Adam Sandler is always good for a laugh during the summer, I wouldn't be surprised if this movie bombs. While a remote that controls the world is an idea that everyone has had in their life, I have the feeling they're somewhat limited as to what they can do in this movie. I have the feeling the previews have showed us all the funny points in the entire movie.
Waist Deep - I think Tyrese Gibson has improved as an actor and even seems to be a pretty cool guy, I'll skip this one. Anyone who sees it and feels compelled to write a good review might change my mind.
Click chose a bad time to ask people for 10 dollars. Its superman returns week in a few days.
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