Saw Kingsman 2 -- check your brain at the door and you'll be just fine.
Definitely not for little kids -- was surprised to see a family bring a 10 year old.
Next old movie review: Rashomon
This is silly, I'm not writing a review of Rashomon. Watch it yourself, it's only 90 minutes long. (I will say that the final fighting scene is a great payoff for the rest of the film.)
Another old movie review: The Ring
A spooky allegory of the annoyance of chain letters. It's been parodied so much that it didn't really have much to offer scare-wise. Piecing together the ghost girl's past was kind of interesting, I guess, and Naomi Watts is very attractive. I don't know, what do you want from me? I'll watch the Japanese version at some point, I'm sure, maybe it's better.
Just saw Vice. It was okay.
Find a new slant.
Fuck Anthony Bourdain. You can't make your fame on being an asshole to people (no matter how skilled you are at your profession) and then kill yourself. If there is one thing us assholes know it's that we have to live with the shit we create for ourselves. Fuck him 100%
STEW BEEF!
Captain Marvel was set in the 1990s.
Captain Marvel felt like a '90s superhero movie.
Most '90s superhero movies sucked.
This didn't suck, but wasn't mind-blowing.
Mildly entertaining.
After watching The Happytime Murders, I think I'm back to not watching movies anymore. 4/10
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