The Glenn/Krista Suicide Watch Thread

[Taymelo]

Contact KRISTA JAHNKE at 313-223-4493 or klatham@freepress.com.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...74/1048/SPORTS

I guess she's off the market, big fella.

Hang in there.

[Uncle Mxy]

Google led me to:

Larry and Kathy Latham of Grand Blanc announce the engagement of their daughter, Krista, to James Jahnke, both of Royal Oak. He is the son of Mark and Susan Jahnke of Grosse Pointe Farms. The bride is a sportswriter at the Detroit Free Press. Her fiance is a sports copy editor and page designer at The Oakland Press. The couple are graduates of Michigan State University. A May 27 wedding is planned.

[Glenn]

Bah!

This is late, swat?

(obviously, the pain still lingers)

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthr...ghlight=jahnke

I almost gave this it's own thread.

I wondered what had happened to my sweet Krista Latham.

Bitch up and got married.

She should have gone with Krista Latham-Jahnke, KLJ has a nice ring to it.

[Fool]

Jahnke-ho?

[OUGrizz11PG]

Why is she sportswriting when she should be on a honey moon?

[Anthony]

One of the pistons gives her better dick?







whoops, sorry glenn

[Fool]

Is this the Chauncey problem?

Glenn, cross-reference his decline in numbers vs her last article.

[Anthony]

lmfao!

Is that the reason we got Jim Grey instead of Lisa Salters?

[Glenn]

Yes, it's true.

No woman can be within 60 feet of any Piston or they instantly are deflowered.

[Glenn]

This thread doesn't deserve space in our beloved NBA forum.