Happy Birthday thread

[Glenn]

Happy birthday to Joe Asberry.

You're an underappreciated poster Joe, so enjoy your special day.

I thought about getting you a new kitten, but this post will have to do for now.

[Zekyl]

Happy b-day Joe. Make it a great day!!!111one

[Glenn]

I'm wondering why no one has wished Zekyl a happy birthday yet.

Are we freezing him out or something?

[Zekyl]

Apparently I'm not making it a great enough day

[Big Swami]

For serious? Happy B-day Zek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[MoTown]

I have to admit, Zek, that Tahoe, Glenn, SDB and I were trying to come up with something to annoy the shit out of you for your birthday. We couldn't come up with anything good enough in the time we had.

With that said, Happy 22nd. Enjoy your day at the Indians game tonight!

[Vinny]

As your present Zekyl, I won't be posting this in the story time thread until at least tommorrow. Happy Birthday!

The realization that the dick in the box in his mouth actually belonged to Bukdow was like a blow to the head of our hero. As he vomited all over the basement floor, the amnesia that had been plaguing him for months slowly slipped away and his identity returned to him. His mind now clear, Zekyl now knew what must happen: Bukdow was going to pay for his deception! (But first they'd cuddle for a little bit.)

[Timone]

Happy birthday.

[Zekyl]

Thanks Vinny. I'll have another day with my dignity.

Anyone else notice that the Tigers are about to get their first win on my birthday? You're welcome
Come on bullpen, don't blow it now.

[Zekyl]

Happy 29th birthday, the King.