When young republicans attack...

[Black Dynamite]

Moral of the story: when confronting your children, bring a gun and be ready to shoot first.

Bo Jacksons mother could've wrote a book on how to deal with kids revolts(Bo knows he wasnt faster than a bullet). shit most mothers around my way could. i wish a kid around here would try to go at his moms with a knife.

note to parents:raise your fucking kids and stop letting TV and media do it. if she was keeping up with her kid from the jump, i doubt this would be ending as it did.

[Unibomber]

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll...605020317/1003

PONTIAC -- A Rochester Hills teenager who investigators said stabbed his mother 111 times because she interrupted his "mission from God" to kill pedophiles, abortion doctors and U.S. Sen. John Kerry, was sentenced Monday to 25 to 37 1/2 years in prison.

As part of a sentencing agreement to avoid trial, Christopher Dankovich, 16, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the April 24, 2005, death of his mother, Diane Michele.

Investigators said Michele, 49, was stabbed 111 times by Dankovich after she confronted him about visiting pornographic Web sites on his computer and finding weapons-making materials under his bed.

I don't think 25 to 37 and a half years is enough.

[Taymelo]

Does that mean that - best case scenario for society - this raving fucking lunatic is going to simply be let out among us normal people who don't want to die when he's in his 50's and still more than capable of killing a lot of people?

Is there any form of mental examination before they let him go, or it it simply "you've served the maximum amount of your sentence, and you're free to leave, Mr. 'I think the devil is speaking to me' guy"?

[Glenn]

I think it means he's got 37 years to refine his list of future targets.

Hopefully he'll lift weights and learn how to make really good shanks, so he can be more efficient when he gets out.

[Fool]

Imagine the advances in porn that will have been implemented by the time he gets out.

[Uncle Mxy]

Imagine the advances in porn that will have been implemented by the time he gets out.

I don't think he'll have to imagine. Some of those advances in porn will be implemented on his posterior by a dom named Bubba, I'm sure.