Mel Kiper's Hair

[Baker]

Mel Kiper's hair is about as legendary as his draft analysis, but I think it is at an all new level. I think we let this slide too much because we are listening to what he's saying so closely. What is this cat doing? I saw him on ESPN the other day and it really hit me. This guy looks exactly like Ronald McDonald. Who gets away with that on national television? The thing might have its own heartbeat. Could that maybe be his pet cat chillin' on his head? Wait, I think I got it. Kiper is secretely a Lions fan and he's growing a lion's mane in attempt to revive the frachise.

[Glenn]

I think I heard that he actually cuts it himself at home (or maybe his wife does), no joke.

[Jethro34]

It's a helmet.