Bill Walton-isms

[UxKa]

in the last pistons-cavs game, bron got a breakaway dunk. to this walton said something along the lines of 'he just posterized an imaginary defender'.

[Anthony]

It was "crystal green eyes".

same difference

[MOLA1]

It was "crystal green eyes".

same difference

It's not the same. Either way, it was "emerald green eyes."




"Robert horry, one of the top defensive players in his genre"


"Atlanta needs all 13 lottery picks"




There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.



"Karl Malone is having an MVP-type game"- Malone was shooting 2-for-11 from the field, including a few muffed lay-ups.


"This is a game of skill Shawn Bradley"


"Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot........PLEASE!"


"The Bulls are off to a horrible start!"- The score was Utah 4 to Chicago's 2.

[b-diddy]

larry brown is so great i'm surprised he hasnt started his own religion.


and ps: walton is all tongue in cheek humor. best color guy in basketball.

[Atticus771]

The guy is really a genius of sorts. Most people don't get him. And by most people I mean those who aren't smart enough to keep up with the masses at WTF.

[MoTown]

"Throw it down K-Mart, no bankruprency here"


"Yao Ming makes plays for the rockets, like Magic Johnson used to make for the lakers"

Steve Jones: "No"

Bill: "YUS"!

LOL! I love when Snapper just gets so angry at Walton he doesn't know what to say.

[Varsity]

My favorite lines were when someone would mess up and he say something along the lines of "Horry's pass sails out of bounds is quite possibly one of the worst passes in the history of the NBA." First time, he caught me off guard with that one and I almost spit out my beverage. claaaasic.

[Train Wreck]

Earlier this year, The Pistons fell down by like 6 to Portland early in the first and Walton say's....

"I'm not ready to count the Pistons out just yet"

Genius, pure Genius

[Black Dynamite]

damn i thought tis was a bill walton marijuana variety thread. oops.

ummmmmmm

"throw it down big ben"

[Elektra]

There was some ugly play going on, the ball was turned over 3 times in 10 seconds, but no one touched anyone.....

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball.

That is why I love this man!
It's beautiful!