Post the last thing you copied thread

[Unibomber]

Knowing the stuff we post in here, this thread could get pretty funny fast. Allow me to start.






Ten random things about me::

1. I hate PETA.
2. Winter is my favorite season.
3. I am pretty lonesome right now.
4. I find pregnant women to be sexy.
5. I want some chocolate.
6. I have somewhat of an ego problem.
7. I really need a job.
8. Feminists annoy me.
9. I dont like it when people stare at me.
10. I was born with 12 fingers.

Nine ways to win my heart::

1. Make me laugh.
2. Hold my hand, even when a pretty girl walks by
3. Be a natural woman. No hair coloring, no fake nails, hair, or contacts. No padding, either - you know what I'm talking about, ladies.
4. Give me a gift from your heart.
5. Be honest with me at all costs.
6. Give me space when I need it.
7. Be outgoing! You gotta play some sports!
8. Let me buy you things just as much as you buy me things.
9. Your face lights up when I walk into the room.

Eight things I want to do before I die::

1. Get laid.
2. Go on a real vacation.
3. Have a job Ill love.
4. Get my own house.
5. Find my true love.
6. Challenge Chuck Norris to an arm wrestling match.
7. Get a tattoo.
8. Appear naked on live TV.

Seven ways to annoy me::

1. Talk with your mouth full.
2. Speak improperly.
3. Put yourself down.
4. Constantly misspell words.
5. Say you will call, but dont.
6. Leaving a water or waitress a lousy tip
7. Calling me "Archibald".

Six things I believe in::

1. The Boogeyman
2. Love.
3. Jesus Juice
4. This country.
5. That the world is flat. I'm dead serious.
6. That scientologists should be put to death.

Five things I am afraid of::

1. Being alone.
2. Losing all my friends.
3. Bugs.
4. Women.
5. Heights.

Four favorite items in my room::

1. My entertainment center(TV, PS2, DVD player)
2. Bed
3. Clothes
4. Posters and pictures on my wall.

Three things I do everyday::

1. Brush my hair
2. Brush my teeth
3. Eat


Two things I want to do right now::

1. Eat a nice meal.
2. Go for a walk.


One person I want to see right now::

1. Karen M. I haven't seen her in quite some time.

[bigdt87]

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/heroin/heroin.shtml


yikes.

[Anthony]

Dude, I know you like your highs, but dont get into heroin.

[bigdt87]

Dude, I know you like your highs, but dont get into heroin.

I know. I had it copied because i was giving the link to a friend who was doing a poster on heroin.

Trust me, I know drugs, id never go near heroin.

[Matt]

Welcome drsimp12, the video mix master and Wall of Aces, our 200th member!!

[Glenn]

Dear Glenn,

Sup bud? Sorry I haven't been around much on WTF lately. This "lawyer thing" isn't working out so well for me, $220/hr doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Let me know what you think.

Your Pal,

Taymelo

[theMUHMEshow]

Sorry, I'm not a fool.

lol no kidding...I cannot believe that melo is getting ZERO run with all this MVP talk...

27 pts 5 reb 3 asts 48% FG 80% FT 37 Min/Game - Numerous game winning shots

44-34 record in the WCF

Half the IDIOTS that called in yesterday...and yes most of them have not watched any F'n NBA besides the Pistons...cannot even name the starting five for Denver or the Lakers, yet they know who the MVP should be...come on

[MOLA1]

I had one of your soups.



Fish Cakes



I’ll compensate you for the damages.

[DennyMcLain]

3. Be a natural woman. No hair coloring, no fake nails, hair, or contacts. No padding, either - you know what I'm talking about, ladies.

Would that also mean armpit hair?

[Hermy]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/199788...n_nuclear1.jpg

I was wondering why dude got Bill D's coat.